Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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