i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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