I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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