yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We need to get me chipped asap
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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