the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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