Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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