Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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