Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
and she was petting her beer can
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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