i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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