I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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