small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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