i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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