So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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