Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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