I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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