I feel like abortions should bother me more
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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