Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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