Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
