North Korea, Best Korea!
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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