My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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