THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Randomize
