just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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