I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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