Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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