HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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