I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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