If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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