Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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