She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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