Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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