Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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