Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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