Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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