glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
foreskin is a definite game changer
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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