oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
try to milk me bitch
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