you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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