I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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