brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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