It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
