And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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