my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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