I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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