..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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