Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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