im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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