Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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