1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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