Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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