Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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