We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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