No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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