She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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