he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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