im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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