you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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