i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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