Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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